Friend: “Is that your dinner?”
Me: “Yes”
Friend: “No rice. You don’t eat rice?”
Me: “Yes I do, but this is a pasta dish. Do you eat rice often?”
Friend: “Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner…and snack too. Is that red wine?”
Me: “Yes. Do you drink?”
Friend: “No. Once I had some wine at a party and got drunk.”
Me: “How much did you drink?”
Friend: “Two glasses. You drink it to help you sleep?”
Me: “No, I drink it to help me get through my day.”
Friend: “You’re white, right?”